6:00 PM CST

And we're still here.  There are no earthquakes in Dallas and all the good Christians in Texas are sneaking in a beer run before Church tomorrow.  Business as usual.     

Quote of the Rapture

"Well we have had the "Rapture" going for 50 minutes now. So far it hasn't interrupted my fish & chips and glass of stout."--Jon Gall of Melbourne, Australia, Tweeting at 7:00 PM local time today.  The Rapture was supposed to start at 6.  89 year old California radio host Harold Camping made the end times prediction for today after a previous prediction of 1994 failed to pan out.  I've got to

Quote of the Day

"I think I may well be the messiah.  I've been on a journey for several years now."--"Chris," a listener of Harold Camping's Family Radio.  Camping has predicted with absolute certainty that the Rapture will occur tomorrow and there's a billboard on I-35 in Dallas to prove it.  Chris hasn't had a fixed address for five years, so messiah would be a significant upgrade, but when the actual messiah