Miss USA!

If you've been reading my blog for a while, you know I have a mild obsession with the great American art form of the beauty pageant.  Miss USA was last night, live from Vegas and Miss California, Alyssa Campanella, was triumphant!  (I find that exclamation points are always appropriate when talking about Miss USA!  The Smiles!  The boobs!  The Gowns!  The swimwear!  The production numbers!  Did I